My first resolution for 2009 is to stop blogging. In case you haven’t heard, personal blogging is dead. These days it’s all about the Twittering and the Facebook Status Updating. My breed, is a dying breed. But I’m okay with that. With all the resolutions I’ve made for ‘09, I’m gonna be plenty busy…
RESOLUTIONS FOR 2009
1. Stop blogging.
2. Take a writing class.
3. Write a screenplay.
4. Write a TV pilot.
5. Perform my one-woman show.
6. Get career counseling.
7. Quit working at the pharmacy.
8. Spend less time on the internet.
9. Watch less TV.
10. Get my grill fixed.
Thanks to all my loyal readers for loyally reading all these years. I’ll miss you!
2 responses so far ↓
Laura // January 2, 2009 at 3:56 am
I’ll miss you too! Happy New Year!
Noah Juarez // January 14, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Oh Brian,
If you can find some time outside the arms of your beloved, be sure to take a gander at my blog. Now that blogging is dead, I’m going to go necropheliac on that motherfucker.
Farewell. And remember, your heart is in the right place…you know because you hid it there. Love, Noah