3.5 Things (Cuz I’m Feeling Lazy This Week.)

1. Oh Jakey…
…what have they done to your hair?

I guess I’ll have to advert my eyes from your mangy, greasy rocker hair by staring at your beefy chest/rock hard abs/ripped arms instead.

Note to the movie producers: While it is okay to keep Jakey shirtless for your entire movie (it is hot in the desert after all), you must do something about that hair! I suggest a trim and some V05 Hot Oil.

And if you’re taking requests, how bout throwing us a hot, man-on-Jake, nude love scene as well? The Egyptians where down with the gays, right?

2. Clive!
Just so my beloved Clive doesn’t just jealous… Here’s his new trailer:
There better be some gay love-making in this one as well.

3. One More Thing For My Xmas List.

The Roundabout’s One-Night-Only-Benefit-Performance of A Little Night Music starring: Christine Baranski, Laura Benanti, Victor Garber, Natasha Richardson, Vanessa Redgrave, and some other theater-only actors that all you hardcore broadway geeks would know. The cheap seats ($150) are already sold out, so you’ll have to upgrade me to the $250 seats. Unless you really love me and you want me to be able to go to the reception. Those tickets cost you $1,000. But really, can you put a price on my happiness?

3.5. The List Gets Longer.

Okay, okay… if you really can’t afford it, then you can just buy me tickets to see M.L.P. in the Roundabout’s production of Hedda Gabler, opening next month.