1. Poofy Jacket.
2. Hipster Cardigan.
3. Kenneth Cole Boots.
4. Running-in-Winter Jacket.
5. Pilates Classes / Workout Gear / Room Full of Giant Balls.
6. Influences by the Olsen Twins.
7. Tickets to 9 to 5: The Musical.
8. Tickets to Liza at the Palace.
9. Snuggie!
(Thanks to Dirty Uncle Noah for finding this vid and posting it on his blog first.)
10. The Ability to Learn This Choreography.
And, as always…
11. Stanley!
But the one thing you don’t need to buy me this year (because I already bought it for myself) is this:
Best $10 ever spent on eBay!
2 responses so far ↓
Noah // December 6, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Great thing about a snuggie is that you don’t have to look at the fuck-ugly Lot Lizard who is giving you a $5 blow job!
I have one, but I burned a hole in it, so I need another. Please? Pretty Please?
Merry Christmas! n.
Noah // December 6, 2008 at 2:13 pm
by the bi, what color do you want, Royal Blue, Sage Green or Burgundy? I for one like burgundy, because the blood stains aren’t as apparent! peace! n