Updates, Part II: Meet Loretta.

(She’s the black one, on the left.)

In keeping with the theme of naming my collection of iPods after old school female country singers, I decided that my new iPod shall be christened Loretta. I got her name engraved on the back, just so that everyone knows it’s mine.

Loretta was a present from my landlord after we won our court case against him. He also bought me this and this. Isn’t he a sweetheart?

To make Loretta feel wanted, I of course showered her with a bunch of gifts. 30 of them to be exact.

Meet my latest obsessions:

Santogold. Santogold.
I was just going to buy the single… but since I heard she was the new M.I.A., I went ahead and bought the whole album. A wise decision.

Keyshia Cole. Let It Go.
I heard this song while waiting in line at H&M and fell in love. (‘Specially since my gurrl Lil’ Kim is in it!) What’s become of me???

Katy Perry. I Kissed A Girl.
After her first single, Ur So Gay, I thought her songs were pretty gimmicky. I Kissed A Girl only confirms this. But I’ll be damned if it’s not a catchy little gimmick!

Next Update: My Straight Date w/ Jeanne!