The Whiney, Neurotic, Self-Loathing Bitch Is Back!

Dear Readers,

Did you miss me?  I’m sorry, I honestly didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long.  Lord knows you’ve all been craving the juicy details of my fabulous, everyday life.  I mean, where else do you go for your daily fix of Dolly Parton, Battlestar Galactica and my not-all-that-crazy homosexual foibles? 

My intentions were to just take a day or two off.  But for the past 5 days I’ve been apartment sitting for the Good Doctor, and I was faced with the age old dilemma: Do I use his computer to access my blog and run the risk of him finding it?  Or do I access my blog, clear the history, and run the risk of him thinking that I’ve been looking at animal porn the entire time he was gone?  

My solution was to just not access my blog at all while I was here.  But upon returning home to his apartment this afternoon, I noticed that Jeannie (who spent the night, I’ll get to that… later) had already blown my cover.  Good one, Nancy Drew!  

It’s not that I’m necessarily against the Good Doctor reading my blog.   I’m a pretty quiet guy in person, so I think the (cyber?) pages of this blog are helpful in the fact that they showcase a different side of my personality that is generally invisible when you meet me in the flesh.  

However… I do think that it’s a litte too early for the G.D. to know everything about me.  I mean, come on, a woman has to maintain some mystery about herself!

Anycrap, I have another very busy week ahead of me, but I promise before the week’s over to blog about the following:

1. Memorial Day Weekend. 

2. My New iPod.

3. My Fabulous Straight Date with Jeannie.

and most excitingly…

4. My Now Defunct Running Schedule.

And yes, I’m NOT going back to once-a-day blogging.  It’s summer bitches, and I finally gots me a life!!!