DAY 234: iProblem.

It all started when I tried to load the new Madonna CD onto my iPod. My iTunes couldn’t cram anymore gay-ass music into my Nano. It was full, maxed out at 1,000 songs. I don’t even want to do the math. Okay, I just did. $990. Did I really spend that much money on music in one year? I can’t even think about it. And obviously, I haven’t… since I continue to download more music.

In order to fit Magde on, I had to delete the “new” Smashing Pumpkins album that I never listened to. (Sorry guys, I used to be a lot more into you when I was trying to pass as straight.)

I then downloaded Roybn’s new CD, which if you haven’t purchased it yet… what are you waiting for? It’s amazing. You heard it here second. (Here first.)

To fit Robyn on, I had to get rid of some songs that people in my CD exchange sent to me. (See, I know I didn’t spend $990 on iTunes. Some of it was stolen from other people!)

And now today, I was looking at purchasing some Devo and TomTomClub to prepare for my Totally Awesome Summer Concert of ‘08. But in order to fit those on I am going to have to delete all of my Christmas music and then some.

What’s a cheesy80’s-divalicious-oldschoolcountry-unceunceunce music loving fag to do? My solution: Buy a new iPod!

Now, I’m not going to rush into this like I do with most of my spur-of-the-moment, let’s-buy-things-I-don’t-really-need spending sprees. I’m going to wait until after Jeffrey and I settle with our landlord in court.

Hopefully, we won’t have to pay all of our unpaid rent.  And if I use that money to buy my new iPod, it will be like my landlord is buying it for me!  That would be the first (and probably last) nice thing he has ever done for me.

Now go buy this woman’s CD: