Tonight Jeanne and A. Rod had to cancel on our regular Wednesday Night TV Dinner Club… which is fine, because my next culinary creation involves rice. And guess what? Apparently I don’t know how to cook rice.
For dinner the past two nights I have practiced my rice making skillz, and as it turns out, I can’t make one of the simplest dishes known to man. It’s just rice and water. Yet somehow, I manage to screw that up. It’s undercooked and wet, which makes me think that I should leave it in longer… but it’s also sticking to the pan like crazy, which makes me think I should take it off the stove. I’m afraid to stir it, because you’re supposed to avoid doing that if at all possible. And I can’t help but laugh when the directions tell me to “fluff” the rice.
People always ask me if I’m part Asian. So much so, that’s I’ve often wondered if my mom had yellow fever and cheated on my dad with the Asian mailman. But, I guess this is finally proof that I’m 100% full-blooded American.
And speaking off…
THANK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! For finally voting off that no-talent-ass-clown Kristy Lee Cook!
4 responses so far ↓
NY L7 // April 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
brian, i hope i’m still a part of the wednesday nite supper club (i’m not sure if that’s what it’s called)!
i’ve been busy laying in bed googling things that have to do with making movies and pretending that i’m being productive.
i like to pretend at least.
let’s do bingo at tortilla flats!!!???
xo
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Girlmanac // April 17, 2008 at 9:55 pm
BRIAN! WHY YOU NO ABLE TO MAKE LICE?
I’m sorry, Asian friends. I understand how offensive this is. But seriously, he doesn’t know how to make rice.
He’s not Asian; he’s retarded.
Alexa // April 17, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Get a rice cooker. They are god’s gift to Asians. Or white honkeys who like the rice/lice!