Tonight was Jeffrey’s Faux-Hipster B’day Extravaganza, which was comprised of dinner at Sea, a crazy scavenger hunt, and the back room at the Alligator Lounge.
Here are some pics my team winning the scavenger hunt:
Have your picture taken with a group of “lame girls”:
We told them we needed a picture taken with a group of “pretty girls.”
Fall Asleep On The L Train:
Someone stick a dick in that mouth!
Pose With Phallic-Shaped Fruit:
These girls have one thing on their mind: Healthy Eating!
Get A Kiss From The Creepy Managers At Trader Joe’s:
Way to take one for the team ladies!
Rock Out At The Virgin Mega Store:
I wasn’t even listen to anything, that’s how good of an improviser I am!
Union Square Pyramid:
My cheerleader fantasy come true!
Group Photo In The Bathroom At Metropolitan:
Say gloryhole!
Celebrate Your Team’s Victory:
Jealous?
Sadly, we failed in getting the following pictures:
*A Mullet
*Lesbians Making Funny Faces
*A Group Of Asians Giving The Peace Sign
But at least we got this gem…
Look Crazy While Holding A Banana, With Confused Old People In The Background:
HAPPY B’DAY JEFFREY!
1 response so far ↓
Anonymous // March 3, 2008 at 10:44 pm
A. There was no winner because we never judged the scavenger hunt.
and
B. Do you really have to still my line about asking to take a picture of “Pretty Girls”???
That’s the sign of a loser if I’ve ever seen one!
TEAM COMMUNIST