DAY 123: Party Time: The Best Weekend Of My Life, Part II.

I like to party. I don’t do it that often, so today I more than made up for lost time. To protect the innocent, and more importantly… myself, I won’t divulge what sort of party I’m talking about here.  Birthday?  Retirement?   Graduation?  You decide.  Just rest assured that there was no HARD partying done.

Actually, come to think of it, most of the activities that took place today look pretty innocent when on paper:

*Puzzles
*Arts & crafts
*Dress up
*Playing with dolls

But the photographic evidence is pretty incriminating:

At one point in the evening we started keeping a list of all the funny things that people said. However, when you’re partying, everything seems funny. In sober retrospect… not so much. Still, my favorite quotes from the night are:

“You guys look like the cast from Jesus Christ Superstar.”

“Alright, this next one is a 3 or 4 dicker.”

“I’d like to eat something, before it gets ugly.”

I could try to explain what each of those meant, but they still probably wouldn’t be any funnier for you.

My favorite activity for the night was drawing. I got really into it and proclaimed my crayon on sketch paper to be “The most brilliant thing I have done in my entire life.” My piece was met with great applause by my peers and when I get home I plan to frame it and hang it up in my apartment for all to see. Won’t my parents be so proud when they come to visit for Easter?